Princess Disturbia

We rarely call her just Princess anymore.

Sometimes it's Princess Poodle

Sometimes Princess Gooble

or Princess jabber-box, cause yeah - could not get a picture here with out her talking in it!

recently we've toyed with Princess Disturbia

or Princess of Darkness, or creepoid, something along those lines.

Why you ask?

Come with us and journey down the vast unknown realms we call . . .
The mind of the Princess . . .
dun, dun, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This evening, for reasons undisclosed, Princess Disturbia started educating the family on how to kill a vampire.
?!?
First you pluck out their bones, then you pull out their blood, and then you tear them to pieces and stab them in the belly until they are dead.
?!!!!!?
Where did this come from?
Our eyes were popping out of our heads, the boys were laughing hysterically.

A few minutes later, as we were discussing the pictures she had drawn in Sunbeam class, she informed us that one was a loose interpretation of Billy, and the second was a picture of her family trapped.
Trapped in what?
Well, we're captured by a monster who put us in a volcano!
Of course!?!

So at this point we're seriously considering some professional counseling.

Not long after this disconcerting episode Princess started informing me that there were a number of body parts I could get more of, or replacements for.
My eyes were popping!
I thought some misguided adult had been teaching her about plastic surgery.
But no.
She informed me that Jesus will give us all new bodies, so we can get new, or more of whatever we want.
Isn't that great?

What?
So this is what she gets out of Primary!?
Be afraid, be very afraid.

At this point we are playing ostrich.
Yep, that's our game plan.
Ignore it, and it might just go away.
A doctor gave me that advice once, about strep.
We're gonna' give it a whirl here, and just see how it goes.

Maybe we'll revisit this plan when we get banned from preschool . . . and play group . . . and Sunbeams . . . and reported to CPS.

Opinions? Advice?
Yeah, we're not so much interested.